Ass Checkers
a variation of the cl-ssic board game “checkers”, -ss checkers is a game in which two opponents, or immediate family members, squat on opposing sides of a checkered table cloth and take turns “capturing” squares by staining them via the targeted release of wet farts, or “sharts”
“god dammit, i contracted cholera playing -ss checkers”
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