ass distance
objects or items that are in very close distance to you, sometimes directly behind or beside the person looking for the object.
the distance between you and when you look around yourself and see your -ss.
i cant find my phone charger. ” well, i know where it is, it’s an -ss distance away from you. check over to your right”
i’m getting great wireless signal in the house. ” thats because you are an -ss distance away from the router stupid!”
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