ass-er-hole
when you fart into a c-sserole and place the c-sserole in a conspicuous place so that the next person to open it and smell the wonderful cooking will smell ones -ss instead. one may choose to place the -ss-c-sserole in the fridge, oven or countertop. a truly marvelous practical joke that will provide hours of family fun and laughter. feel free to use this gag at family dinners, reunions, pot-lucks, parties, funerals or any occasion.
ooohhh, whats in the c-sserole? lets see… oh, oh sh-t, oh thats just wrong, who would do that, why would you fast in a c-sserole?
– hahaha you just got a whiff of my -ss-er-hole!
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- assfail
when you try to take a cr-p, but it wont come out, and you make odd noises that scare everyone around you. billy had an -ssfail right before his history test. poor kid. 2 more definitions add your own when your -ss just stops working. bob had an -ssfail right before a very important meeting. […]
- assgrafter
1.) someone who attaches unnatural objects to his or her -ss. steve: “did you hear about charlie and his hamster?” jane: “sure did – that must have really torn some stuff up, huh?” steve: “i guess… that’s what you get for bein’ an -ssgrafter.”
- Asshole McDick
someone who is being a major -sshole or a major douche bag. michael: hey dalton, me and ethan are gonna be lifeguards while you play pool. dalton: wow! shut up -sshole mcd-ck!
- Asshole Angels
a rather lofty euphemism for “dingleberries”; small bits of toilet paper that hang on for dear life after a bathroom trip. useful when “dingleberry” comes across as too juvenile, or when female company finds the word too disgustingly vivid. name is derived from the (mostly) white color and winged shape of the paper pieces. (sound […]
- ass invader
slang reference to any individual who engages in -n-l s-x. particularly referential to h-m-s-xuals. f-ck you, ya -ss invading c-ckmonkey!