ass farmer


one who enjoys plowing the field or planting his creamy crop in the acres of one’s -ss.
that kid likes to do guys up the p–per… he’s a pretty big f-ckin -ss farmer.
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a male whose preferred method of s-xual intercourse is by penetrating the -ss of another man.
don’t go to san fran; nothing by -ss farmer’s out there.
sombody who has lots of b-tt s-x
john im completely fine that your gay,but are you really an -ss farmer?
someone who’s -ss is growing
have you seen luanna since she got married? 6 months of soap operas and junk food, she’s becoming a real -ss farmer!
one who cultivates the seeds of life on another’s -ss fields.
peter north has a side profession as an -ss farmer.

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