Ass-fixyation
when you lay eyes upon an -ss so grand you have trouble breathing.
friend- “(wheeze)…. dude…(cough)”
me- “holy sh-t man are you ok? ”
friend- ” look at that….(wheeze)….-ss.”
me-” we need a medic, he’s got -ss-fixyation!”
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