assockolate


original meaning: the act of putting your socks on to your feet

derived meaning: to waffle in such a way that those listening become totally disorientated
origianl meaning example: have you -ssockolated this morning?

derived meaning example: i haven’t a clue what he’s -ssockolating about (the derived meaning comes from the ancient ritual of placing a sock over your enemy’s head so that they did not know where they where.)

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