ass fries
the order of french fries consisting of the remains of a once proud batch. this order has the short, burned, crisped-solid, or fingernail like french fries. fast food workers often try to compensate for -ss fries by sheer volume of fries. may lead to depression or recipient becoming punchy.
ricky’s cheerful att-tude took a turn for the worse after seeing a box of -ss fries next to his cheeseburger.
someone who wipes their -ss and doesnt wash their hands and touches random objects (such as walls or stairway rails) and some one else touches those objects and eats fries without cleaning their hands hence making those fries -ss fries
matt: cherie you do realize you’re eating -ss fries cuz you touched that railing?
cherie: i dont care!
matt: all right i just wanted to let you know.
-ss fries are when you have such bad diarrhea that your sh-t come out yellow & shaped like fries. top it with a little blood & you got yourself some ketchup & fries!
dude, i was sh-tting -ss fries this morning. it hurt badddd.
it is a starch substance with a dairy product toping that comes from a 50 gallon barrel that is found at your local college cafetorium.
i ate some -ss-fries at the cafeteria and i couldn’t sh-t for a week.
french fries with the ridges on them that taste like -ss and came be found at your local college cafetorium.
“oh man -ss-fries for dinner again, wtf”
the act of wiping a fry down the crack of one’s -ss and proceeding to eat it
“why does rob have that fry down the back of his pants?”
“he’s making -ss fries…”
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