Assless House
set in tralee, this delightful film is based on true events. the protagonists are 3 morally uptight afghans. they are innocently watching tv when the s-x crazed gardai police raid the apartment they share. the gardai planted bomb apperal in the aptartment for leverage on the heroes. when faced with such tyranny, the three afghans decided to submit themselves to the gardai’s will as the peace loving muslims don’t want to be deported. what ufolds next is a film of s-xual debauchery involvling sodmisation, midgets, -n-l insertions and ,inexplicably, a fully grown panda. after this c-mfest ends the 3 ,now limp, muslims leave with a new respect for the law…..and gay s-x.
garda: you will respect my authority….in -ssless house
mohammed: i will if you get this panda away from my -ss!!!!!
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