ass goatee


the result of a fully shaven v-lv- viewed from the front with hair still remaining near the -n-s at such an angle that it appears to form a goatee.
man last night i was going down on sue and she was so smooth but then i moved too low and hit her -ss goatee. i wanted to puke up a hairball.

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