ass gravy
when you eat out or lick someones -ss.
before going to town on jenny, tom had him some -ss gravy.
im going to go home and have me a big bowl of -ss gravy.
light brown thick steaming chunks of diarrhea spew that when spattered all over the toilet, looks like gravy from a thanksgiving dinner table. also look at b-ttgravy
ted was on my toilet for hours and didn’t even bother to clean his -ssgravy off of it.
1.the exaggerated sh-t sauce that spews from a true -sshole’s mouth. usually he is your best friend when he’s not drunk and talking.
2.broken sentences coming from a non-english speaking citizen.
go shoot your -ssgravy at someone else, i am busy now.
-ss gravy is the liquid sh-t that shoots outta your -ss after a nice mexican (or any foreign or unsettling) feast. most people can feel when its gonna be -ss gravy or regular fecies.
symptoms are:
bubble guts, weird stomach cramps, and an abnormal amount of stinky -ss funk.
-ss gravy is mostly diarhea with an occasional t-rd nugget.
that new resteraunt did not settle well with me, the stinky “-ss gravy” keeps comin.
resultant of a hard days work, when one unfortunately has b-mhole toffee and has been sweating due to the extreme heat, the b-mhole toffee liquifies to an extent and oozes like gravy around the nipsy.
man “sorry about the awful smell dear, my b-mhole toffee has melted ‘coz of all the work i’ve been doing today.”
woman “so you have -ss gravy, you disgusting sod!”
consisting of fully and partially digested fecal material, can be of watery
consistency. found within the r-ct-m and on the -n-s if one is not up to par with personal cleansing. -ss gravy can also be found in sewage pipes as a smelly gray residue.
can be used as a pick up line, for example:
hey baby, mind if i stir your -ss gravy?
in a sentence:
i fixed the toilet and got -ss gravy all over my hands!
when, after eating, an individual has an abnormal increase in the frequency and liquidity of your stools, or simply diarrhea. diarrhea is most commonly caused by eating dairy products or other offending foods. some of the symptoms are bloating, gas, cramps, loose stools. -ss gravy!!!
“ohhh, son of a b-tch, that burrito gave me -ss gravy”
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