ass-handing
the act (or art) of rubbing one’s hand in one’s -sscrack for approx. 5 minutes, then using that same hand to shake hands with someone.
as a result, the person’s hand will smell like -ss for at least a week, and his/her friends and family will wonder if they know how to properly wipe themselves.
first seen in the movie mallrats.
“would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?”
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refers to an individual that has gone above and beyond the limits of the normal -sshole. “dude, he was such an -ss override”.
- Assify
adj. the act of changing a good situation or object into a completely cr-ppy representation of its former self. p.tense -ssified con. tense -ssifying he is going to -ssify that room i just know it. did you see how she -ssified that car? why are you -ssifying what i am trying to say?
- ass-palm
to grip or squeeze the b-ttocks of a member of the opposite gender, (or the same gender if that’s what frys your bacon) thus allowing the b-tt cheek to come to rest momentarily in the hand. duration and pressure of hand contact on the b-ttock generally denotes the amount of s-xing desired by the palmer. […]
- assrapery
the act of forcing -n-l s-x. the new full-body orange coveralls provide prisoners with a deterent (though not a cure) to -ssrapery. 1 more definition add your own an adverb form for involuntary sodomy, typically experienced by males while incarcerated. tom experienced major -ss-rapery while incarcerated for 6 months.