ass hatchet
the term a cyclist uses to describe what their bike seat feels like after it has become extremely uncomfortable due to either the duration of a bike ride or the number of consecutive days of bike riding.
by the fifth day of the bicycle ride across nebraska (bran), i could swear my seat had turned into an -ss hatchet.
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the coworker who immediately upon entering the workplace becomes an attached pain in the -ss until the end of day. usually accomplished by a war against silence or personal sp-ce.
only nine hours until this -ss hatchet can be safely removed.
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