ass kid
the typical nerdy kid with gl-sses who sits around the middle through back rows of the cl-ss always scratching, sniffing, and pulling things out of his -ss. he is sometimes known to pick his nose and mix it into his -ss. he typically sits next to your crush, grossing the sh-t out of him/her. 90% of -ss kids die from hiv that got into their system via their -ss. warning: sitting next to an -ss kid can make you sick in the stomach, nausiated, and an occasional throwing up in front of your crush who also sits next to him. do not sit next to this kid.
guy 1: dude did you see what the -ss kid was doing today?
guy 2: omg now im ganna throw up!!!
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the particles of hair, lint, and sh-t left on the back of a toilet seat in a public washroom by a dirty -ss. i went into the airport bathroom and the seat was covered with -ss-litter.
- assoblutely
1) same as “absolutely” but it allows you to loudly sneak in unnoticed the term “-ss” -ss during any conversation in almost any kind of context when done properly. 2) sort of comes out naturally instead of “absolutely” when you’re thinking abundantly about -ss. 1) boss: -will the presentation be ready for tomorrow morning? you: […]
- Asspoor
cheap, cheesy, lame or of low-grade or inferior quality. also can be used to describe a failed attempt at something. basically, poor as -ss. celene dion’s lyrics are -sspoor! i did -sspoor on my math exam! we played 18 holes of minigolf last night and i scored an 82. -sspoor!
- ass on a plate
something which looks really bad. a user interface designer presents an idea for a new website, and you then say “man, that looks like -ss on a plate”.
- ass-to-pants ratio
the percentage number that indicates how nice someone’s -ss looks inside their pants, shorts, bathing suit, skirt, dress, or underwear. the closer to 100%, the better that -ss looks. may be abbreviated as atp. “denise always buys the pants that make her b-tt look perfect. every day, she’s got a 100% -ss-to-pants ratio.”