assoblutely


1) same as “absolutely” but it allows you to loudly sneak in unnoticed the term “-ss” -ss during any conversation in almost any kind of context when done properly.

2) sort of comes out naturally instead of “absolutely” when you’re thinking abundantly about -ss.
1)
boss: -will the presentation be ready for tomorrow morning?
you: –ssoblutely sir!

2)
hot girl in the club: -so, what do you think of the club? do you like it in here?
you: –ssoblutely!

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    cheap, cheesy, lame or of low-grade or inferior quality. also can be used to describe a failed attempt at something. basically, poor as -ss. celene dion’s lyrics are -sspoor! i did -sspoor on my math exam! we played 18 holes of minigolf last night and i scored an 82. -sspoor!

  • ass on a plate

    something which looks really bad. a user interface designer presents an idea for a new website, and you then say “man, that looks like -ss on a plate”.

  • ass-to-pants ratio

    the percentage number that indicates how nice someone’s -ss looks inside their pants, shorts, bathing suit, skirt, dress, or underwear. the closer to 100%, the better that -ss looks. may be abbreviated as atp. “denise always buys the pants that make her b-tt look perfect. every day, she’s got a 100% -ss-to-pants ratio.”

  • assumer

    a person with a tendency to jump to conclusions without proof or evidence. ryan is such an -ssumer. you can’t tell him anything without him jumping the gun.

  • asteriod

    asteroids are rocky and metallic objects that orbit the sun but are too small to be considered planets. the asteroid belt between mars and jupiter


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