ass lapper

to go beyond kissing -ss is to become an -ss lapper. when one places the entire tongue deep within the crack to gain extra benefits as if they were t-rd thirsty or trying to seperate the corn from the sh-t
ronnie is such an -ss lapper that the lt. thinks his tongue is a wash cloth

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