ass pillow
a super sweet and charming young man. usually very good in bed and most likely smart and funny.
any female who openly calls a male friend “-sspillow” will almost always secretly crave gobbling down his man juice.
i call jimmy an -ss pillow but the truth is i just want him to pull my hair and do me from behind while calling me a dirty sl-t. teeheehee!
a pillow that has been farted on.
little jimmy, get that -sspillow out of my face!
a picture that is posted on a internet forum when something is old or offtopic
1) a ring-shaped pillow used to elevate one’s -ss from a sitting surface, usually to promote rapid healing of a injury on the posterior
2) a tall skinny b-st-rd/b-tch who does nothing but spew chunky diarrhea out of his/her gaping noisehole. (see also -ssclown)
1) i forgot my -sspillow, and my hemerroid popped when i sat on your couch.
2) shut the h-ll up, you -sspillow!
are you 0wnz0r3d by an -sshat? then you’re an -sspillow.
don’t be an -sspillow if you can help it.
an -sshat is the waiter who spills the soup he’s serving.
an -sspillow is the custy (def#2) he spills it on
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