ass plumber

one who, like a plumber, uses suction from their moth to suck sh-t out of -ssholes
steven is an -ss plumber.
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1. proctologist
2. anyone who literally or figuratively plumbs the depths of the -n-s. -n-l cavities may be those belonging to any mammalian species. not necessarily but possibly a sodomite.
3. driver in san mateo, california who honks a lot and cuts off pedestrians in crosswalks. usually found in a luxury sedan or suv.
4. a drunkenly enthusiastic applauder / woohooer of inferior musical performances.
when dr. lionel sphincter was convicted of vehicular manslaughter and arrived at san quentin prison, the other -ssplumbers quickly taught him manners and the real meaning of juris prudence. malpractice his -ss this time!

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