Ass Sailing
the act of performing oral s-x on a man while an object is inserted into the r-ct-m of the one performing the oral s-x.
my boyfriend loves it when i blow him, the fact that it’s usually -ss sailing only makes it better for both of us!
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- assthrax
1. what happens to your -ss the morning after a night of binge drinking. 2. general illness involving one’s -ss. 1) dude, i’ve got one serious case of -ssthrax. 2) man, my b-m is on fire. it must be the -ssthrax. 3) chipotle is rowdy. i think i’ve got the -ssthrax.
- ass thumb
a person who is a result of one having a thumb up their -ss. having ‘a thumb up your -ss’ is lazy but the -ss thumb is so lazy that their not even doing anything. bob didn’t do anything the whole week, what an -ss thumb.
- asstmer
term used to describe an -ss who gloats about being the “master” of some skill or game. ralph: dude, i just owned you in that game of pokemon! you will never beat me. i am the master! mark: i have to hand it to you, ralph, you are a true -sstmer indeed! now get the […]
- asstote
slang version for calculus term that is the equivalent of an asymptote. also a bag to cover your -ss and make it easier to carry around. everyone please graph the asymptote. haha, you mean -sstote? dude my -sstote smells like sh-t.
- Asterism
any one of a number of heinously outdated colloquialisms; their rhetorical power lies in their deplorable ability to frustrate or incite hilarity. upon utterance, a speaker will likely generate the following behavioral, cerebral, or emotional responses: 1) externalized disgust (behavioral) 2) debilitating brain aneurisms (cerebral) 3) crushing submission (emotional) they should be avoided in day-to-day […]