when you spread ur cheeks and squirt out your juices so you feel it dribbling down your batty crease.
dam that b-tch can -ss squirt!
the small dried up pieces of sharp p–p left around the -n-s due to insufficient wiping. jonas thought there was a cactus in his pants, but he realized it was just an aste.
- as the crow flies
the distance between two places if you took a straight line from one to the other it’s six miles to drive from my house to work, but only 3 miles as the crow flies
- at best
when describing in a negative light, is followed by a negative description. at best, your car has steerling trouble.
- atomic mouse-trap
a 69 where the woman farts on the guys head as he is about to come and she slams her -ss into his face to make sure he enjoys the smell. even better if the girl accidentally sh-ts. this tactic is usually revenge for a donkey punch, angry dragon, strawberry shortcake, or any other kind […]
- attention deficit vagina
any male who consciously or unconsciously deserts his fellow male bretherin in a futile attempt to get some sn-tch or p-ssy. this is usually done by an inferior male that believes himself to be of high status. male 1: dude, frank is such a douchebag! male 2: why, did he hit on your b-tch or […]