ass taxi


when someone’s behind is so large that it would require a seperate conveyance to carry it around.
an electric cart available at wal mart or other large retail outlets for obese pigs to carry their wide load b-tts around the store.
“junior! run into the store and go get your mama an -ss taxi,
while i find a handicap spot.”
a h-m-s-xual especially particulaer to taking -n-l s-x.
johnnie boy takes any more strange tonight he’ll turn into an -ss taxi,

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