Ass Trucker

someone who be carryin’ dat -ss everywhere dey go and have dem guys be whistlin’ and tryin’ to get some of dat big ole booty meat.
sheniqua didn’t consider herself an -ss trucker until quantavious got a hard on math cl-ss and asked if he could stick his coefficient in her parenthesis.

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