assalanche

first defined in nasioc’s off topic forum by kaiser as the slow, crampy, painful, and excruciatingly long build-up of poo in one’s bowels, which finally reaches a breaking point and results in a m-ssive avalanche of cr-p being explosively expelled from one’s -ss. hence, -ssalanche.
zeke sat miserably on the toilet for 30 mins with bad stomach cramps — a half hour cycle of cramping and loosening and cramping and loosening tearing at his abdomen. but, frustratingly, no poo was shat. he suffered wave after wave of pain…until, finally, that last little snowflake fluttered down on 500 billion tons of brown snow. the -ssalanche came without warning, and it was fierce. many people in toiletville were caught unaware and perished in a 100mph rush of furious poo.
when an -ss is so large that the definition of that -ss is completely lost within the body of the individual bearing the -ss. usually best identified when the -ss starts amid the fat of the back and ends at or after the knees.
d-mn, i’d have hit that but i’m afraid i’d be consumed in the ensuing -ssalanche.
word describing what happened to someone who has a really flat -ss. they may have had a nice looking -ss at one time, but at some point it evidently broke away and fell off for no apparent reason.
“wow, can you believe how flat her -ss is?”
“yeah. looks like she had an -ssalanche.”
when a large number of attractive females enter a room.
“daaaaaaamn son! look out for the -ssalanche that’s coming through that door!”
a m-ssively destructive wave of stupid people or bad decisions, usually in the workplace.
“i was having such a great day, then it was blotted out by an -ssalanche streaming down from the manager’s conference room. what we in the north country call white death.”
a m-ssive bowel movement that bowels out of you much the same way an avalanche slides down a mountain destroying everything in its path.
guy 1: dude you blew up the toilet, what did you do in there?

guy 2: it was an -ssalanche, what can i say?
when you have to p–p so bad, that your -ss hole just opens up and the p–p flows out.
rachael had a really upset stomach today and went she finally went to p–p she had and -ssalanche.