assbacon
a piece of cooked, crispy bacon eaten out of someone’s -ss.
hey steve, did you have any -ssbacon this morning? no? well, have one from my -ss.
1. clutz, a real jerk.
2. sizzling moves that burn up the dance floor, ie., shaking your bottom like neil diamond.
3. one who is abnormally obsessed with mimes, legos, and the dixie chicks.
1. dude, you are some serious -ss bacon.
2. i couldn’t help but notice your sweet dance moves….baby, that was some serious -ss bacon!
3. jeff goldbloom.
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