Assblast Asphyxia


putting your bare -sshole over someone’s nose while they are sleeping causing them to wake up from lack of oxygen.
when they wake up, you fart.
paul p-ssed out the other night from drinking too much bourbon so randy decided to throw down the -ssblast asphyxia. unfortunately for paul, randy had some taco bell earlier that day causing him to shart all over paul’s face.

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