asscheck
the quick glance taken to scope the goods from behind when someone walks by.
mike: will, that guy just caught you doing an -sscheck.
will: he was so cute and smiled when he walked by. i just had to look at his booty.
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(n.) a humorous term used to describe an action in which before departing for a destination a person will make a mental checklist of any items needed or wanted on said travel; attained from the action of patting one’s back pockets in order validate the items existence.
bob: have you done an -ss check yet?
john: -pats pockets- keys…check, wallet….check, -ss….check!
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