asscracking


an regular -sswhomping only supersides
you going to get such an -sscracking
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putting the crack of your b-ttocks on linear property.
joe: don’t you hate it when people are -ss-cracking the poles on subways?

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    to make money sitting on your -ss all day. bill:i have a great job!! all i do is sit on my -ss and make money! fred:yep good ol’ -ss dough.your living the dream buddy. dosen’t get any better than -ss dough.

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    the protection of the backside of miniature donkeys, elephants and mongoose. could someone please call -sset protection to deal with the artard in the lobby?

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    when s-m-n dries in the crack of an -ss and the cheeks get stuck together as a result. steve had such a hairy -ss that when his gay lover came on his -ss his b-tt cheeks were stuck together as the s-m-n dried. they had to use a pair of scissors to cut out the […]

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    when somebody questions another and takes the opposite viewpoint on a particular subject in a way to provoke thinking, they play devils advocate. -sshole’s advocate does the same, but makes himself look like a total f-cking -sshole. devils advocate: jim: the government should really crack down on gun owners. with stricter laws, people would be […]

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    state of being -ssinine. chuck: bill’s been a real douche bag lately. tim: yeah, i think hes suffering from -ssininism again


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