assdar


for women-like gaydar, but the uncanny ability to find and -ssociate ones self with -ssholes.
for men-the instinctive urge to check out the -ss of every female visible.
females
sarah- i can never find a good man because i have a sensor in my head that when i see a guy who is an -sshole i want him….i thin my brain is broken.
andrew- no, you just have -ssdar.
sarah- whats that.
andrew- its like gaydar, just for finding -ssholes.
also
sarah- wow, why didn’t my -ssdar pick up jake in the first place. andrew was right, i should listen to him more.

males
andrew- taylor, why do you always look at girls -ss’s.
taylor- dude, i can’t help it, i have -ssdar.
1 more definition
the skill that the best -ss kissers or brown nosers have. the ability to look for opportunity to kiss as.
“how did the meeting go?” “it was fine until that kiss -ss jumped in and started talking, now we just have more work.” “he has such an -ssdar

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