asseriffic


pertain to -ss and -ss like thing and -ss like people

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    1. adj. descriptive words used to state the rediculousness of an act, article of clothing, or ones state of being. 2. adj. descriptive words used to call something “bullsh-t” or “a bunch of shinnanigans” 3. n. the uncommonly studied indonesian profession of hatting an -ss. 4. v. the process of hatting an -ss when saying, […]

  • asshole pisser

    one who urinates out of their r-ct-m resulting in a wet spot on the back of their jeans. instead of letting someone become an -sshole p-sser, you should direct them to the p-ssery. “did you see the stain on the back of that guy’s jeans?” “yeah, he must be an -sshole p-sser.”

  • Asshole Popsicle

    a slang term used when describing “-ss to mouth”. when the giver of -n-l s-x immediately becomes the reciever of oral s-x. “he took it out of her -ss and put it in her mouth? sounds like an -sshole popsicle. that sh-ts not cool”

  • assimilation by the Borg

    the habit of wearing a bluetooth cell phone on one’s ear at all times. usually in reference to high-powered executive types, the first to develop this habit in earnest. have you seen the new director of security? yeah, he’s been -ssimilated….. (note that any form of “-ssimilation by the borg” can be used.)

  • As Skies Wash Ashore

    a band born of newville, pa consisting of some kids from big spring high school playing hardcore metal and playing such venues as the champion ship and the boondocks club. they formed, with their current lineup, in 2009. they were formerly known as running paralyzed. boy-“are you going to see as skies wash ash-r-?” girl-“yeah, […]


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