assessimize


to -ssess and optimize your look or style.

to help a clueless friend get right before they go out looking stupid.
my girl rebe -ssessimized me and decided i needed to get to dr. jay’s snap.

you can’t go out like yo, you hideous; you need to -ssessimize.

you best -ssessimize if you want any hope of being s-xable.

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