assfacts
“facts” pulled out of someone’s -ss. usually not the author/speaker, but the one who relayed the facts to them.
these facts are in actual fact half-truths and whole lies. probably pulled down from some .org website or biased news channel.
religious, political and national definitions on this site const-tute many -ssfacts.
a stated opinion that isn’t true. rather, just pulled out of the -ss. when an -ss fact is stated, one has the right to call “-ss fact” on the person who delivers the untrue statement.
mike said, “avocados are high in cholesterol” bill called “-ss fact” on mike. plants do not contain cholesterol.
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