Assfend


odoriferous, offensive and generally unclean state of ones -ss, due to having broken the sphincter seal by having a bowel movement after showering, and, not re-showering, or at least washing said offensive -n-s with a moist towelette as a courtesy to the rest of the population.
you never p–p after a shower. always before, or you break the seal and, therefore, are no longer fresh as a summers eve and might as well re-shower or walk around the rest of the day wondering just how many people you’ve -ssfended.

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