assfie
when your -ss is too round and curvy to ignore and you are compelled to take a cheeky snap of your kind behind. unlike the belfie, this procedure involved bending around with your hands, without using a belie stick to take the snap of your crack. critics and professors alike in the field of -ss call this the “au natural” way of showing your b-tt.
my friend’s -ssfie helped me regain confidence in god after my whole family were mauled to death by a pack of wild geese last summer.
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