rageclick
the response of a clickmonkey loser to some website’s clickbait link that made him or her enraged enough to click on it. when someone realizes that the clickbait was put there to make them angry and they don’t rageclick on it, it makes that person less of a loser.
friend 1: “what?! 5 ways to get a girl to have s-x with you?! what is this misogynist bullcr-p?!” -clicks the link-
friend 2: “what are you reading?”
friend 1: “apparently some dumb list of dating advice that never works. and it’s full of ads and even more clickbait.”
friend 2: “you rageclicked, didn’t you?”
friend 1: “…yes.”
friend 2: “i would remember this for later to save you from rageclicking so you don’t become a clickmonkey loser.”
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