assfish


not as bad as being an -ssclown but worse than being an -sshat.
you made out with my sister? -ssfish!!
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used by hammyrabi and friends as a general exclamation or greeting. it can generally mean anything from insulting, complimenting, meditative, or angry. it is a reference to another world in which such creatures (part -ss and fish) could very well exist, i.e. the -ssfish challenges us to think about our surroundings and what we do.
1. jimothy: hey man, what be goin’ on.

hammyrabi: -ssfish, my brother. -ssfish.

2. the car’s not starting.

-ssfish!!!!
-ss fish (or “fishing”) is an -n-l s-x move used by h-m-s-xuals, where you would put your p-n-s in your partners -ss followed by both hands on either side of your p-n-s, meanwhile wiggling your fingers around and making “bubble noises” to resemble a fish.

note: heteros-xuals can use this move too during -n-l s-x.
ricky and james did the -ss fish last night.

“would you like to go fishing with me” asked james to ricky.
1. someone inebriated whose proceeds to make fish faces at other people.

2. a person who happens to plant their face into a fish tank and scare off fish. or anyone who is scary for that matter.

3. any adult who happens to own a fish themed comforter set and ends up with their friends face buried in the place their -ss might be if they were sleeping.
1. man, that guy at the bar is such an -ssfish.

2. don’t go and -ssfish off those people, they are valued customers.

3. look, that guy is doing the -ssfish!
the word was derived in greenland on a school trip, when tim said that the dish served for dinner was ‘-ssfish’. it is now used (rarely) as a very mildly derogatory term as a general insult.
get out of my house you -ssfish!

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