Assfliction
the slang term for the clothing worn by an mma-wannabe or “bad–ss” wannabe. usually a cheap cotton t-shirt or jeans marked with screen-printed skulls, crosses, or other design typically -ssociated with the “biking culture”. term is a combination off the term “-sshole” and “affliction”, which was one of the popular clothing lines sporting these designs. also a slang term for clothing that at one time was trendy, but has become too commonplace to be a true fashion statement.
that guy over there wearing the -ssfliction shirt, yeah, the wannabe mma tough guy who’s too much of a pretty boy to have ever seen, much less been, in a fight.
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