ass pumper


one who pumps men in the -ss
allen hamilton is an -ss pumper
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a man who”pumps” or thrusts his p-n-s into a man or womens -n-s, or if the women has a p-n-s(f-ckign wierd) can thrust it into another man or womens.
johny is sure a -sspumper, that f-ggot.

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