Asshole Optimism
when someone tries to put an optimistic spin on an unfotmunate situation, but has a sarcastic intent, and ends up subtly coming off as an -sshole.
“it’s cool that you have no car like everyone else,” said lucas, “now you can have fun riding your bike everywhere.” in a show of -sshole optimism.
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