-ssortative mating is the art of fat people procreating with others of the same body type. eventually this leads to a population that is large and in charge.
dude! look at that fat couple! they shouldn’t be allowed to have kids, they should ban -ssortative mating.
- wet the baby's head
to celebrate the birth of a baby with a drink of alcohol or more usually an excuse for a drinking spree. congratulations bill! how about we go out tonight to wet the baby’s head? 2 more definitions add your own the process of celebrating the birth of a baby. traditionally taking its name from the […]
- WHATEVER TREVOR NEVER
when you think someone is speaking rubbish and you dont agree but you feel there may be one more thing you would like to say before resting the issue in the -ssumption that the subject is offline. (person 1) i still think there could be a little man that lives in the fridge who turns […]
- ass squirt
when you spread ur cheeks and squirt out your juices so you feel it dribbling down your batty crease. dam that b-tch can -ss squirt!
the small dried up pieces of sharp p–p left around the -n-s due to insufficient wiping. jonas thought there was a cactus in his pants, but he realized it was just an aste.
- as the crow flies
the distance between two places if you took a straight line from one to the other it’s six miles to drive from my house to work, but only 3 miles as the crow flies