assholocaust
m-ss extermination of every -sshole you have ever dated. the final solution to those men who lied, cheated and never returned your call. the persecution of narcissistic men.
with mich-lle branch singing “goodbye to you” in the background, scarlett and maggie gathered their ken dolls…each one representing a man they had dated or experienced an unpleasant situation with…they placed them in a m-ss grave, doused them with gasoline and burned them during their monthly -ssholocaust. “well that’s that.” said maggie. “yep. sure is.” said scarlett. “goodbye ted, ed, rusty, alan, pierre…until next month.”
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