m-ss extermination of every -sshole you have ever dated. the final solution to those men who lied, cheated and never returned your call. the persecution of narcissistic men.
with mich-lle branch singing “goodbye to you” in the background, scarlett and maggie gathered their ken dolls…each one representing a man they had dated or experienced an unpleasant situation with…they placed them in a m-ss grave, doused them with gasoline and burned them during their monthly -ssholocaust. “well that’s that.” said maggie. “yep. sure is.” said scarlett. “goodbye ted, ed, rusty, alan, pierre…until next month.”
- ass quest
obviously, a mission to score a sweet peice of -ss. bradon, an my self went an out on an -ss quest to see if we could find some hot female companions to spend the evening with.
-ssrawr (noun): an epic fart i had such a major -ssrawr from those beans last night
the inverse of “f-cksh-t-ss.” not to be used in an inverse matter. it still means the same thing. “holy -sssh-tf-ck i just got hit with a grenade.”
- ass tetris
n. the act of multiple people trying to fit their -sses into the backseat of a car. the three of us had to play -ss tetris to fit into the backseat of that civic.
any aching feeling in your gluteal muscles. it can be caused by either overexertion or lack of activity. some common causes of -ssthritis include office jobs, long trips by plane or car, and lower body exercises. i got -ssthritis from that five hour flight. the squats i’ve been doing have given me some major -ssthritis.