Assholometer
a mathematical tool used for measuring the level of -sshole acts.
1-3 = completes two acts a week that warrent the “-sshole” response.
4-6 = one act a day that warrants an “-sshole” response.
6-10= behaves every waking hour as an -sshole.
“he’s a 9 on the -ssholometer”
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