Assinoun
a hybridized “word” composed of two existing nouns created by a marketing guru to entice consumers to believe a new science based product has become available. these are easily identified by the hyphen and of course the trademarking.
new -ssinouns: stabili-track, acti-lift technology, vita-niacin complex, kera-fibre complex. the advertisers want me to think of four wheel drive, laundry detergent, face cream and mascarra when i hear them.
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