Assphemy
a fart that smells so bad, it is unforgivable.
person 1: (fart)
person 2: dude!?
person 3: come on man! that was straight up -ssphemy!
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irreverent or blasphemous behavior toward the -ss of another; speaking poorly of another’s gluteus
a:”that girl has no -ss. i wouldn’t want to tap that.” b:”no way man, that’s -ssphemy. she’s got some cakes.”
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