assphyxiation


a fart so potent that it causes everyone in the room to choke to death due to it’s disgusting odor.
“while watching the omen, 65 people died due to -ssphyxiation.”
when a girl puts her booty on your face and suffocates you, erotically.
when she gets really h-rny, she likes to engage in -ssphyxiation.
suffocation due to a m-ssive buildup of -n-l g-sses
d-mn, bubba! did you eat all that potato salad? open the window or i’m gonna die of -ssphyxiation from yo stank -ss!
when a fart is so powerful and noxious it chokes someone or a group of people to death.
herman, open the windows! i don’t want to die of -ssphyxiation!!!
the art of being choked or having one choke someone while having s-x or just when you are about to c-m
sheena really enjoys -ssphyxiation while in the sack.

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