Assplosion Double Scoop


when you have snoop dogg fart in an ice cream cone, then immediately dropp a hint of parmesean cheese like it’s hott. then get a double scoop of chocolate ice cream and rub on morgan freeman’s t-st-cl-s, then put on the cone to make a super awesome delectable!!!
brandon: do u want anything to eat???

me: nah, i’m still madd full from that -ssplosion double scoop… i j-zzed in my pants… hard.

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