assream


to -n-lly penetrate with the p-n-s
that christina aguilera needs a good -ssreaming
the result of being in an unenviable situation.
man, i totally got -ssreamed when that motherf-cker stole my car.
to d-ckle your ding-dong inside someone’s a-hole
dude stop -ssreaming me, i’m chaffing!

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