asstoris
the very sensitive portions of a guy’s back portals that are damaged when he either has the beer sh-ts, ate something like taco bell, or both has the beer sh-ts and ate something like taco bell. may hang out like roast beef or may just result in the need for the h bomb, aka preparation h.
man, what’s wrong you were in there (bathroom) for a while! reply: yeah, i tore up my -sstoris.
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