ball tending
using your hand to cup your b-lls as a makeshift suspensory or scrotal support to keep from rupturing yourself from grunting and forcing out an unusually large t-rd or from constipation.can also be used to protect b-lls from over-spray in wicked projectile diarrhea situations.in this scenario the ball sack is pulled up between the legs,safely sheltered from splatter and back-splash.
i can tell from they way my bowels are growling i’m gonna be doing some ball tending very soon.
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