Asstronomist
a person caught or known to look at the female -ss in an objectified manor, commonly pointing out the size and voluptuousness of the -ss itself. often times in general company or public.
john: hey, did you see gary? he is totally obsessed with jennifer’s behind.
brian: yup. he is one strange -sstronomist out there.
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another word for -ss, but more intense than your -ss your -ssuless
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