asstronomy
1. the scientific study of matter in the -n-s, especially the positions, dimensions, distribution, motion, composition, energy, and evolution of -n-l bodies and phenomena.
2. examination of the -n-s, usealy with a telescope.
after -n-l ella got pounded by a 14 inch c-ck, she had to go to a special doctor, who was very skilled at the art of -sstronomy.
“my uncle ted knows a lot about -sstronomy, i’m sure he could tell you a lot about your -n-s.” said jimmy, who was then promptly beat up.
after robyn had an -sstromomier preform -sstronomy on her -ss, he found 5 condoms, 3 pounds of seman, 2 pencils, and 1 toy robot.
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1. the scientific study of matter in the -n-s, especially the positions, dimensions, distribution, motion, composition, energy, and evolution of -n-s bodies and phenomena.
2. examination of the -n-s, usealy with a telescope.
after -n-l ella got pounded by a 14 inch c-ck, she had to go to a special doctor, who was very skilled at the art of -sstronomy.
“my uncle ted knows a lot about -sstronomy, i’m sure he could tell you a lot about you -n-s.” said jimmy, who was then promptly beat up.
after robyn had an -sstromomier preform -sstronomy on her -ss, he found 5 condoms, 3 pounds of seman, 2 pencils, and 1 toy robot.
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